i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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