I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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