when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Randomize