No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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