shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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