Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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