I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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