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Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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