How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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