You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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