Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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