I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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