Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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