At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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