Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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