Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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