Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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