i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
he fucked my hip out of place.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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