Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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