I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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