That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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