i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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