Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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