i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
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I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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