Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
