Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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