I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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