Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I didn't shave. On purpose
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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