I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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