did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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