She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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