Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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