I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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