I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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