'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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