I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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