Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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