Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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