do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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