dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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