party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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