is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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