You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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