now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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