gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Acid is not a monday night drug
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At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
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I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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