so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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