she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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