I don't think brook has ever known best
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
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you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!