I must be too annoying 4 u.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I think even the taco bell employees judged me