he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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