I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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