the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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