We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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