and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
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