worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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