My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
ok first of all what the fuck
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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