talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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