what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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