just come out here and I will go home with you...
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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