Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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