KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
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Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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