i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Help. Why am I so naked?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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