This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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