Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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